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The Party Don't Start Til I Walk In

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Random question

Has anyone tried ecigarettes? I’d absolutely HATE to rekindle my terrible smoking habit, and I haven’t, but I’m reaching for all the food in the world to subsidize. Thoughts?

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We’re both still trying to figure this whole son/mum thing while trying to function on little to no sleep. I think he thought there would be a buffet of Mexican food and cheesecake like he had in the womb, so sometimes he acts sort of pissed. The diaper changes aren’t nearly as bad as I’d imagined. Already hates bathes and constantly falls asleep during jeopardy. The snuggles are the best part. For both of us. Unless he throws up. But even then it’s sort of cute.

We’re both still trying to figure this whole son/mum thing while trying to function on little to no sleep. I think he thought there would be a buffet of Mexican food and cheesecake like he had in the womb, so sometimes he acts sort of pissed. The diaper changes aren’t nearly as bad as I’d imagined. Already hates bathes and constantly falls asleep during jeopardy. The snuggles are the best part. For both of us. Unless he throws up. But even then it’s sort of cute.

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I haven’t been here in a while but I wanted to show you guys this awesome tiny person I made. Xo

I haven’t been here in a while but I wanted to show you guys this awesome tiny person I made. Xo

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I just made a Monday cocktail because fuck bitches get money, etc, and so forth. 

I’m kidding, I made a cocktail to celebrate the THIRTY days I have left until I’m sitting on NONIE’S couch, drinking a cocktail, and saying fuck bitches get money (and by that I mean watching Jeopardy with my grandmother while she feeds me everything because  I’m fat yet look “svelt”)

CAN’T WAIT YA’LL! 

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I’m making these guys for a graduation party (that apparently I will have to snorkel to care of the monsoon rolling through). I’m swapping out crushed up heath instead of chocolate chips for half of them because I love gluttony.

I’m making these guys for a graduation party (that apparently I will have to snorkel to care of the monsoon rolling through). I’m swapping out crushed up heath instead of chocolate chips for half of them because I love gluttony.

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I’ve put on giant hot pink sweatpants, sprayed Febreeze on my person as if it were body spray, threw the humidity wretched mess I call hair on top of my head, and I’m throwing back a glass of wine waiting for my friends to get here. 

And I just realized taking one cold, hard look at myself in my giant purple slippers and tank that you can see my floral brassier through, that if I was fucking single, I would date me. Hell, you would too. 

WERK.

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You know what’s sad about reading books? It’s that you fall in love with the characters. They grow on you. And as you read, you start to feel what they feel - all of them - you become them. And when you’re done, you’re never the same. Sure you’re still you, you look the same, talk in the same manner, but something in you has changed. Something in the way you think, the way you choose, sometimes, even the things you say may differ. But it all comes down to the state you go to after a nice novel. The after-feeling. It’s amazing, but somehow, you feel left alone by that world you were once in. It’s overwhelming. But it makes you sad. Cause for once you were this, this otherworldly being in… Neverwhere, and then you suddenly have to say goodbye after a few weeks from when you read the last page. When you’ve recovered from that state it’s just… quite sad.
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

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“My inner goddess just peed her pants. She needs depends”- My mother has been reading 50 Shades of Grey 

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Trying to plan a trip home for one weekend and realizing you’ve really put one hell of a dent in your savings being unemployed for almost a year…..opposite of priceless. Very, very pricey. If you will.