Nothing says ‘I’m a refined young lady’ quite like eating the...
Guys, I have another creepy poster with no info :( do you guys?
janieblue84: A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, ‘It’s what mommy calls me sometimes’. The little girl screams to...
Kellybels 3: im making a mixed cd for the party, but i dont know what the kids are listening to these days
angelini197: check out their myspace pages
Kellybels 3: yea they all pretty much have me blocked
Kellybels 3: what are those fun songs you always sing at the bar
Kellybels 3: jeezy weezy or something
Kellybels 3: god damnit im old
‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,...
To the Princess on her 16th Birthday
So, today is the “Christ Child” in my family’s birthday. You know, the one who can NEVER seem to do wrong? Yea, that’s my sister, Tini. Anyway so today is her 16 candle day. I shall post some memories that are for ever imbedded in my brains. -I remember the day you were born. How tiny you were, with your head of black hair. I knew from that moment I would forever torment...
I’ve done nothing but bite peoples heads of today and I’m not sorry about it. Whatever, I need a vacation. In THE worste way.
You guys, I have the Clay Aiken song Invisible stuck in my head….why is today so mean :(
I want. →
Dear Everyone, This is my formal apology for all my posts today. I am seriously cranky, and sleep deprived, and at my place of business, and hungry, and stressed the hell out because of the upcoming move. Should you find anything I have to say offensive today, I really do not care, because I am too worn out to deal with it. Thanks, and a million smiles and hugs and gummi bears and...
The EASIEST Way To Piss Me Off
You: Oh! You have an accent where are you from!?!
Me: I'm from Boston, you?
You: OMIGOD me to!!!!
Me: Really? Awesome, what part?
You: NEW HAMPSHIRE
I legit will fucking smack you if you say ANYTHING like this. Ever. And I don't care how much you fuckin love the Sox either. I will hurt you, and possibly your family. Fuckin New Hampshire. Same goes for you fucks in like Taunton and like Avon. Yea, I said it. WHAT?!?
So, some asshole either broke into my car and stole my body spray and then moved my seat back OR it’s the car ghost fucking with me again. To each of these parties I would like to address that I would have shared my body spray with you, but don’t move my seat. It took me TWO years to get comfortable in my car and you’re messin with my shit! Oh, and AC fixer place on Dale Mabry,...
Turning circles when time again It cuts like a knife oh yeah If you love me got to know for sure Cos it takes something more this time Than sweet sweet lies Before I open up my arms and fall Losing all control Every dream inside my soul And when you kiss me On that midnight street Sweep me off my feet Singing ain’t this life so sweet
So, do I sound like a 13 year old girl when I say I NEED a vampire boyfriend? Only cuz like when me and Jo researched today we’re endin in ‘12. I need someone to make out with forevas. EDWARD CULLEN. ahem. I mean, oh, hai, Eddy C? I’m pretty cutes, no? PPFFTTTTTTT
My Aunt just yelled at me, via facebook, for droppin the F bomb on my fb status. THEN my Mother told me to go to bed. It’s 9 pm. I’m frightened. Hold me.
I’d like to discuss why on God’s green earth my right hand is WAY bigger than my left hand. I’m not sure if this JUST happened. Or, if it’s been this way for 27 years. I’m scared and there should be a parental block on my Web Md. HELP. YAY HYPOCONDRIA!
A Mother's Wisdom
Mom: Hi What ya doin?
Me: Oh, you know having a glass of wine, watching some show about Cheers....
Mom: Wine? Again? You've been drinking a lot of that lately...
Me: I mean don't they say a glass a day is like good for you or something?
Mom: I mean...I don't think they meant the $4.99 box of wine from the corner store....
We think the world is ending in '12. Cuz we read...
angelini197: why does toady ahve to be the worlds longest day
Kellybels 3: RIGHT
Kellybels 3: i was JUST thinking that
Kellybels 3: im like wtf really world? 3:00? thats all you got?
Kellybels 3: OMIGOD
angelini197: are we sure its not like 6 cause that's how it feels
Kellybels 3: what if their slowing down time to give us more?
Im going to tell all of you what is bothering me so everyone can feel sorry for me and send me internet hugs, k? -We can’t find a new apartment that we both like and can afford. Also, we haven’t been looking much so this isn’t helping. I feel we will be 2 well dressed homeless kids with jobs very, very soon. -Someone was eating something disgusting in here and now the whole...
Tonight Benjamin gave me a kiss, and then burped in my mouth. Ladies, ladies, please, stop fighting. This Cassanova is MINE. Help.
Ben & Kelly make a funny
Back story: So there’s this douchenozzle that lives in our condo complex, who drives a Jetta with world’s largest exhaust, and always revs his engine at Ben’s car to make the alarm go off, because Ben drives a sad little Mazda. I guess in the world of cars, the Jetta is like too fast too furious and is the badder ass of the two. Anywho, it’s super annoying when he does...
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life….
I want to live my life like a PG movie. Where everyone does whatever the hell they want, and everything’s so spontneous and no one ever gets in trouble. Where everything is so erratic and out of control and everyone smiles and no one ever gets hurt.
I’ve decided not to leave the house this weekend unless I absolutley have to, which I’m sure at one point I will. I just don’t feel like it. People get like that, right? sigh….
It started out as a feeling Which then grew into hope Which then turned into a quiet thought Which then turned into a quiet word And then that word grew louder and louder Till it was a battle cry I’ll come back when you call me No need to say goodbye Just because everything’s changing Doesn’t mean it’s never been this way before All you can do is try to know who your...
I can’t believe I’m gunna say this…But,yea, I have to wait to...– Me pre-TV time tomorrow. DUDE I PAINTED MY NAILS! get a tomboy riot started!
Do I see Robert Patinson finishing the Twilight Series but then turning into a drunkard/druggie/peeing on people type of person once it’s over? I can see the angst in his face already….maybe that’s just how he looks? I dunno man, if I had billions of teen girls chasing me around, I would go mad. If he NEEDS to I’m totally saying he can hide out in my apartment, a la Notting...
Bitch you owe me 30 bucks
So, I make a tripski to todays neighborhood drug store, CVS, to purchase some hair clips so as to do my hair most fabulously on my upcoming television debut. Anywho so I’m in there and this ghetto chick in a hoodie, hood on, in todays neighborhood drug store, CVS, so I’m browsin around cuz I do that and seems everywhere she goes I appear 2-3 seconds later. Not my fault, we just,...
Our cleaning lady at my office is so sweet and nice….but I’m pretty sure she just called me fat and messy. She really meant skinny and pretty and clean, right? I mean, it’s easy for people to screw up words they just learned, no? Either way she found a Burger King Crown and told me of a festival they have in Brazil in Feburary and everyone wears silly hats. I’m guessing she...
She's a smart one that Jo
angelini197: we can always hope for more from the boys that never gave us enough, but truth be told thats why they arent around anymore