im having a case of the sadz
Apparently Itunes feels like it doesn't want to...
I really want to open my wine but it’s not chilled and Loes stole the bag of ice…. should I put fish sticks in a baggy and use that instead?
Thanks, dude at Target...
Until now I was clueless as to the differences between Edward Cullen and Blade….
I think I would feel more comfortable if my mother...
I sometimes can't believe how mediocre my life...
Fellow Tampa People(Tampons)
What are you doing for Halloween?
Some fucking whacktard is threatening to eat his... →
File under "Words that ought to be used more...
talix18: One of the guys here at work just told me my outfit is “fetching”. Talix stop trying to make Fetch happen
I just yawned so fucking hard that my right...
snooze puke weeze snack hatred drool fail
imlikeaclaymore: Just found a cd with Independent love song on it. I am now officially regressing. Oh god…..what is with us this week?
I’m still adorable even when I have cream cheese all over my face.
"If Wal-Mart doesn't have fanny packs, I will...
Seriously serious morning business around here.
I wish I was one of those people who wakes up...
Two very important thoughts:
1) How do my neighbors function while sitting at home the majority of the day smoking pot when they are a tv newsroom manager, chef at a 5 star restaurant, and a real estate agent? I’m sort of over feeling like I’m back in my dorm, getting a contact high on my way to class (or am I?) 2) How long have my pants been unbuttoned and unzipped? Did anyone see my hoochie faloochie? So that...
Education is important
Kelly youre really good at being awesome, i can tell you that with out a test can you major in awesome sauce? Ryan umm no I checked and I cant major in being a power ranger or a jedi night this school sucks lol
HOLEEE SHIT how did live before this day? →
thatsjustfanfuckingtastic: sparkleneelysparkle: yo supercook just changed my whole life outlook. So see, here’s the problem. I totally read this as: “yo supercock just changed my whole life outlook”, and I was all.. A SUPERCOCK! WHERE CAN I FIND ONE?! BAHAHAHA
Alchohol may help "nervous" drivers, claims Irish... →
awesome-everyday: “If drink is such a sedative, it can make people who are jumpy on the road, or nervous, be more relaxed,” said Mattie McGrath, Fianna Fail’s Tipperary South representative, apparently speaking out in favour of moderated drink driving. LOLWUT? Aaah…..the Irish