Booze, maybe chinese food, and some more booze. And MAYBE puking up chinese food.
I just realized 2009 was my last year as a single gal.
That stupid Topherchris (I think?) gif thats going...
Could someone please just stuff me into a vat of...
I’m tired just thinking about my hangover tomorrow. Anyway, am I the only one who got roped into working today when everyone else had the day off?
Us Southie kids are kinda dirty and trashy, aren’t we. I’m probably related to Sperm boy. Gross story btw.
I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn’t know you had inside you. And it doesn’t matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of Chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends… you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you...
What are your New Years Resolutions?
I would like to lose 20 pounds and stop being such a cunt. You?
This very well could be the day my head explodes.
Going through the archives of unfollow friday and...
What is the point of living forever if you cannot or will not enjoy it?– Chuck, on the topic of Fame the musical. (via chuckhistory)
Why doesn't life have a snooze button?
Also are you guys still coming to the meet up or will I be sitting there alone?
Have been on aim during the day I promise. Also? Super happy for you and your lady friend! Im me tomorrow bud!
What are my townies doing for New Years?
I’m toying with having people over or going to Channelside. You are all MORE than welcome. What are you guys doing?
Because I’m lazy, I continue to order things off of Amazon as opposed to looking for them in stores. So I ordered a movie today and they said to expect it between the 6th and the 22nd. DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT, AMAZON? That’s almost a month and if I know you fucking assholes it will take til the back end of that estimate to arrive. Stop hurting my soul. I’m too pretty to cry over a...
I think I'm allergic to my Old Navy Party Cardi
My eyes are swollen and itchy like kitties have been doing jigs inside of them all day. But it looks so cute with my pearls I can’t take it off :( It’s probably good to mention this is the 4th time I’ve made reference to pain being beauty today. Good to know I’m feeling vainish.
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING...
The heat (heat, head, same diff) is making me fall...
Also, the rabid heater smell is back. And when we turned it on 3 dead bugs spit out of the vents. I should have just brought my snuggie :(
I wanna go back to Disney
Also? Epcot. You all can take me anytime that would be great kthanksbye. I just made dinner for the boys so I’m going to crawl over to the couch and watch Pirates of the Caribbean and read and possibly turn in for the night. I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting you guys, some stuff is going down but I assure you it’s nothing this ole gal can’t handle. And for those who...
Stupid huge purse
It’s pretty embarrassing when you knock over a whole thing of lipstick at CVS. Unrelated: Picking up “cookies” and going oh these look super good, and having the drug store manager alert you they are dog treats…
This is one of those rare moments in which I wish...
and or that half of my irl world didnt know about this place… UGH
Did I miss anything good??
See Jon, See?
Stickers! I would NEVER fail you hahahah
also yes I know I look like I'm on drugs
I got a special Christmas package that made me tear up from my family up North :(
I hope all you jerks have a Merry Whatever you celebrate. See you Tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SINGING I AM FREE TO GO HOME NOW THANK THE LORD YOU SHOULD SEE ME I AM SUCH A HOT MESS I NEED TO RE DO MY HAIR AND BRING CHEESECAKES EVERYWHERE YES IT’S XMASS UP IN HERE REMEMBER I WANT A NOSE JOB THIS YEAR.
HARK THE HERALD PHONE AIN'T RINGING
WHY THE HELL AM I STILL HERE?!?!? THIS SHIT AIN’T FUN AND I AM TIRED AND IT’S EFFIN XMASS EVE LET ME OUT I NEED A DRINK LET ME OUT I NEED TO PEE PEACE ME OUT I GOTS TO GO CINDER KLAUS PLEASE MAKE IT SO.
Well fine then
I’ll just sit here and eat my feelings until someone calls me back to say I can leave early.