March 2009
“Everybody dance now”
Judging people on a social networking site= YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE. That is all.
February 2009
Oh Mom...
So today I’m at my desk just workin and ish, and my Ma calls me. This is not unusual considering the second I got a ring on my finger she hasn’t let a day pass without 15 phone calls about wedding shit. So anyway I pick up the phone and she’s all “LET’S GO REDSOX!!!” All loud in my ear. I’m like oh yea, she went to the Sox/Rays game with her buddy today....
Are you there Miss Cleo? It's us, the Awesome.
So last night after Neeter’s birthday dinner, we strolled into a gas station to get the Bday girl and Miss Jo some butts, cuz they’re buttheads :). Anyway, so, I buy Neeters cuz she’s foreign and it’s her bday, and Jo is in front of me. The nice man, Jim, cards us. He says to Jo “Oh, Scorpio!” and laughs and me and says “Capricorn!” and we just nod...
Let's having packing party
So, I got a call from Melissa, the owner of the apt we looked at yesterday, and she said everything looks awesome, if we can bring the deposit by tomorrow it’s ours! I can’t even begin to tell you how excited I am. Not that I don’t love our condo, it will always remain in my heart as the place where we had our first kiss, our first home together, our first pet fish who we killed...
With a man who would always love you, no matter...
allthatglittersispink:
sarakatherine:
When I was ten years old, my father and I took a trip to Paris, leaving my younger brother and mother in London where she was filming a movie. My dad believed in one-on-one time with us, and sometimes that extended to a weekend away. We stayed at a great hotel and he said I could order whatever I wanted for breakfast (French fries). We went to the Pompidou...
Hoorah
Soooo after 2 months of searching for THE first time I walked into an apartment and fell IN LOVE. So let’s everyone cross our fingers (even though it’s not EXACTLY what I want, it’s pretty much better than what I wanted) so that within the next two weeks Ben & Kelly (also sometimes known as “Belly”) Can move into the apartment with the prettiest view in the whole...
The chick that sang 'Alone' by Heart tonight...
prideofboston:
Again, yeah… I watch American Idol… Whatever.
She’s my favorite for sure. Her and that curly haired chica.
I'll never, ever, get people
Me: How can I help you?
Lady: LISTEN! Someone was supposed to call me back, but they haven't!
Me: Ok ma'am, well, who was supposed to call you back?
Lady: SOMEONE! In my area!
Me: Ok ma'am, well, what city and state are you in?
Lady: WHY!?!?!
Me: This is a National Company ma'am, I can't help you if I don't...
...proceeds to explain her entire situation, what she needs help with, what she was quoted, what her sister said about the quote....
Me: Ok ma'am, but, what city and state are you in?
Lady: JUST HAVE SOMEONE CALL ME BY NOON....click....
...sigh....
Having another episode of the Kelly show!
I hate everything. Every apartment we look at isn’t good enough, please don’t even get me started on the wedding stuff. I haven’t had a diet coke in 24 hours and I could slap someone (yay diets), and speaking of diets bananas are disgusting and 8 glasses of water a day is BORRRINNGGG.
But anyway, other than that everything is well but I’m sitting here reading some other...
Trickery!
Kellybels 3: Arizona Iced tea, not from China, right?
angelini197: I would go with no
angelini197: why?
Kellybels 3: well I have the Arizona Green Tea Diet with Ginseng
Kellybels 3: with a picture of a Chinese lady on the front
angelini197: hahahaahah
Kellybels 3: and under it it says "No Calorie"
Kellybels 3: is that just them like , trying to sound like a Chinese food menu or wtf is going on here?
angelini197: um...wow...I think it will say where it was made right
angelini197: its says its made in Lake Success NY......
Why Dunkin Donuts, WHY?
So, the guy at my DnD called me “A sassy bitch”, this morning. Which I WOULD have taken as a compliment had it not be completely out of context. I order the SAME thing from the SAME Dunkin fuckin Donuts every damn morning, and they always do something mildly retarded that makes me want to cry for humanity and it’s stupid people. When I say, “A Large Iced Coffee with cream...
Gettin WICKED pumped about the big day, can you...
Kellybels 3: idk i wanted to see if, sigh, you wanted to come to a bridal show with me
Kellybels 3: but ill make my stupid moh come if she isnt being a bitch that day smileeeyyyy
angelini197: hahaha....ok
angelini197: what's a bridal show?
Kellybels 3: um you know where a bunch of us assholes get together and participate in wedding fuckery and see dresses and flowers and bullshit....heard there was free food though
What Makes Me Laugh
When people like, delete you from their Myspace or FB friends to make a “statement”. The only statement I can see here is that you’re sitting there all “ooohhh I got you biattttttcccchhh, you can’t peep my social networking site no mo! Cuz you know you were stealin my icons and layouts and songs. You bitch!”
But what it REALLY says to me is, THANK GOD. I...
An update: We're gettin hitched ya'll
Hello world and friends and family of Kbels, it is I, um, Kbels. Anyway, sorry I’ve been so distant, because about 8 of you pointed out that I have not blogged in 24 hours and had a heart attack, but rest assure all is well in my little world. As many of you know, Ben proposed to me on Valentine’s Day, thus making us, as usual, the couple that you want to vomit on. Listen we’ve...
I'M GETTING MARRIED
Annnddd freak the fuck out in 5….4…..3…..2…1….
Boo?
You guys why are we so afraid of Friday the 13th? No honestly where did this blinding fear come from? I just read that it’s estimated that 800-900 MILLION is lost in business on this day. Are you KIDDING ME? WTF? What’s the story behind it? Someone friggen tell me. God, I KNEW I should have stayed in bed.
email me if you have any idea (kbutler81 at hotmail dot com)
Graci!
Dear Hannah Montana
I blame you for EVERYTHING. Legit. Everything. Do not question why, but had you not made it acceptable for small children to wear abdomen exposing clothing and have older boyfriends, little girls would all be ok and normal. This is your fault. Also in fault: Bratz Dolls, the movie “Bring It On” (Volumes 1-73), One Olsen Twin, not the other, I won’t expose which one, Britney...
Cash Cab
Ok honestly, Cash Cab? I HATE when you pick up NYC yuppies who fucking know EVERYTHING. This makes me SO mad. Like tonight with the family who had the kids with all the fucking matching names, Cherokee or whatever and Charolette and Chair, Who knows but it all sounded the fucking same. And you were all doped up on what I’m sure is a combination of a couple of Zanny bars and 8 Starbucks Non...
“Hey Ladies? When ya man wanna get buck wild, just go back and hit em up...”
Zombie Computers
Kellybels 3: i wonder how they figured out how to make computers so smart
angelini197: hahahah
angelini197: i know right?
Kellybels 3: thoughts: by kelly
Kellybels 3: its scary dude
Kellybels 3: im waiting for my computer to get all transformers on my ass and fucking eat my brain
angelini197: hahahahaah it may happen dude
angelini197: at some point
Kellybels 3: i will fear it every day
Gah
So, today I realized I had a problem…I’m WAY to fucking nice. I just dropped 30 bucks on getting my nails done (my v-day gift to myself cuz no one loves me more than, well, me) and I look like I just fell out of my fucking trailer and I’m captain of the White Trash Softball team. I KNEW it was going to look like absolute ass but I didn’t say anything to the nice lady, cuz...
Thoughts.
I’ve decided that Facebook is the devil. Why? Look to the left of your friendly social networking site. People you may know? FUCK THIS APPLICATION. These people I “may” or may not know are not necessarily people I want to be friends with. Quit fucking pressuring me. It’s not cool and I don’t like sitting there with someone I hate staring back at me. They aren’t...
I’m pretty psychotic. Or, Pretty; Psychotic. Take that as you see fit…….
Love brings out the poet in all of us......
bloeser33615: your dads nice, i said things are fallin into place and he wrote this whole note about how things happen when there not supposed to and hes like im just gonna stay out of the way now
Kellybels 3: what does that mean>
Kellybels 3: staying out of the way
bloeser33615: like of his own way
bloeser33615: trying to make things happen
bloeser33615: when god is the one who runs it
bloeser33615: like not us lol
Kellybels 3: i was like dad ill fuckin cut you son
Kellybels 3: awww
bloeser33615: lol
Kellybels 3: hes so sweet
bloeser33615: ya naw dawg
Kellybels 3: for riz i was gettin all heated up in hurr
I don't
Have Tumblr crushes thing like you guys (well I don’t think I do) but IF I did, it would probably be a lone picture of Janieblue cuz she’s my fave cuz she reminds me of me.
You can all be jealous now, it’s ok.
Even though I'm guilty of it myself...
This makes me want to punch babies “All I gotta say is______!!!!!” Like, ok FIRST of all that’s not all you had to say because you haven’t shut the fuck up in 20 minutes. Second of all, um, what is that? Is that like supposed to be the funniest thing anyone had ever said. “All I gotta say is Post It’s in Cabo with Fran Drescher!!!” Ok, we get it. Everyone...
Cursing at work
janieblue84:
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being...
Um
What’s up with like every chick taking pictures of themselves on the toilet? I have like 8 friends on Myspace where they’re on the John in their pictures. Come on now. Pull up your pants, get out of the bathroom, and if you’re gunna be shameless, take a picture in the mirror like the rest of the idiots in social networking picture taking 101. Geez. Gross. And WICKED unsanitary....
I sort of feel like an asshole when I drink and...
sigh….
The 20 Male Poses of Facebook →
noahkai:
kurisutin:
it’s funny because it’s true.
HAHAH my favorite is the drunken Guido. HILLAR.
“Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in...”
– unknown (via janieblue84) 