March 2009
Is it a full moon or something?
Why is everyone acting so whacky today?
Don't eat the Cheezits
angelini197: anita just told me she had a dream i got a manicure
angelini197: very random
angelini197: considering we never talked about manicures and i have never ha done
Kellybels 3: haha so random
Kellybels 3: i had a dream last night i could kill people with green beads but only if i positioned them correctly between my middle and index finger and pressed a certain spot on their cheek
Kellybels 3: and i drove a mini cooper
angelini197: oh dear god
angelini197: you have got to be kidding me
angelini197: wht did you eat before you went to bed/
Kellybels 3: like a handful of cheezits
This is serious people....
Why on EARTH do people write on the Myspace/Facebook walls of celebrities/bands/athletes? I really don’t understand it. Do they think that Lance Armstrong is going to write on their facebook wall and shock the world. I like the one’s with questions the most, that go along with the woe is me crap. You know when they’re all “I love you John Mayer! But WHY are you playing a...
I'm so Lame...
I’m legit ready to burst so I can stop working from home, get the eff in the car, go to Walmart, buy a Swiffer, and clean my bathroom.
Like the suspense is killing me. This must have been how teenaged girls felt at 11:57 last night awaiting their dose of Edward Cullen. Sigh….
If the women of the world were to rise up and cut... →
(via alexbalk) It’s very true…This is horrible.
“Even if the castle burns down around you, you are still, always, a Princess”
Under where? Under there, underwear...
I decided to go to the corner store this afternoon, and on my way back I noticed what appeared to be a pair of women’s under-roos under my neighbors vehicle. As nonchallant and graceful as I could (meaning snorting giggles and tripping over my own two feet), I attempt to see what brand and make they are. NO I am not a PERV, I moved in 4 days a go and there is a very good chance that while...
Kinda creepalicious if you ask me →
Things that are going on that are pretty f'in...
So, things are on the up and up despite my little financial set back. The new apt is almost unpacked and coming along beautifully. I bought all new bathroom and bedroom stuff so it’s all matching and very adult like (very uncharacteristic for both myself and Benjamin). Also, last night we discovered that this pizza place by my office that I’m obsessed with actually delivers to our...
I just spent 45 minutes on the phone with...
In other news
I’ve decided to plan the WORST wedding in the universe and ordering things from ebay for my reception (including my dress) in camolauge so I can get on My Fair Wedding so David Tutera can hook my mothafuuuu shit up, yo.
And also get that Vera Wang my mother won’t buy me because when I was 18 I was 24/7 drunk and got a very absurd tat on my back that made her cry for 4 days straight....
Men of the tumblrverse....
So, I want to work on this new project/blog that’s like an advice column, only funny, witty, and snarkyish (word?no?moving along..) I want to do this from like a guy vs girl prospective. Anyone interested? I think it will help me get my funny creative juices a flowin, help with my writing and what not. Shoot me an email. GRACIAS!!!!!
Now it’s off to the New Kids on The Block concert...
FACEBOOK WHY DO YOU KEEP MESSING WITH MY...
Tonight I will be hanging tough at the NKOTB...
And yes, I do realize that I have to pack, I am moving tomorrow, my condo is a shithole. But let’s be serious here, you guys, NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK.
Don’t judge me.
Isn't it weird eating fast food sober? Like, I'll...
saltinyourwounds:
rachell:
(via: drivemysoul)
hahahahah
I HATE PACKING
and dust, and missing CSI, and Greys, and being homesick.
That is all.
I really am bothered by the fact that I draw like a 4 year old with her first set of crayolas. I have 0 artistic bones in my body. EXCEPT for my angelic voice. You guys should hear me sing. My favorite is ‘Papa can you hear me’ from Yentl.
PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
italian girls need love too
catherine-elise:
so on sunday, i’m going with my two girls to a st patty’s day parade party, and they both have great “everyone loves an irish girl shirts’ and are of some irish descent. well i’m not. and i’m really contemplating taking a sharpie to a white tee and writing “hey, italian girls need love too!!!”
i mean, there’s no holiday with a parade that everyone drinks perseco and eats...
Murphy, you and your law are no friend to me....
WHY!?!?!? Why when everything is going SO well for me do I have to get bitch slapped in the face by the universe. WHY??!?! I don’t get it. We were ahead financially so we decided to a) get married (this shit AINT cheap) and b) move into a place that was weeeeee bit over our budget but we were all fuck it whatever we’ll be fine….
FINE WE ARE NOT. NOT ANYMORE THANKS TO YOU MURPHY...
Beauty tips: How to hide freckles
Seriously? Why would you EVER want to hide freckles?!?!?!
Bridezilla?
So, I’ve been thinking a lot latley about how much I absolutley feel like I suck when it comes to being Kelly the Bride. I think it might be that I hate when people fuss over me, but every time someone brings up my nups, I just wanna like curl in a ball and rock back and forth. I’m not SCARED or anything, I’m just kinda like, “Ok? Ring exchange? Check. Vows? Check?...
Adam is not only my new favorite, but he's gunna...
Alison... Had a little slip did we?
prideofboston:
Did she just say what I thought she said? WTF?
Frick I missed it what happened?!?!
And we're all running out of things to talk...
In an email I just recieved:
FYI
Today is also Square Root Day - 3.3.09
Good lookin out buddy!
Damnit Craig!
Your list is making me NUTS! I posted an add 4 days ago selling PERFECTLY good furniture and not only was it witty, but I’m selling good shit. And who responds? The fucking whackos. That’s who. They all want 63 pictures of a freakin 20 dollar couch. A TWENTY DOLLAR COUCH. If, when I was broke, someone tried to give ME a couch for 20 bucks (with an added bonus of a $50 couch cover, I...
Moving....YOU are the devil!
Dear Packing/Moving,
Do you have ANY idea what you’re doing to me. Well, its absolutley rediculous. Boxes and packing tape, stress and woe, it ain’t fair. If I had my way I would just throw everything away. But we both know my fiance’s a pack rat. Yup. He’s a hoarder. How sad is that? I know, I know. Anyways, so, if this could be easier it would be great. Then I...
OPP
awesome-everyday:
How many of you actually know what it stands for?
I DO I DO! Other People’s P**SY. I can’t spell it out because that word makes me squee. BUT I can tell you that know, I am not down with OPP not only is that raunchey but I like boys. Carry on!
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping...
janieblue84:
10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in
Time”.
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy.”
6. “I was...
We are in trouble!!
janieblue84:
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work..
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves...
Gah
Kids, I’m working from home, AIM me at Kellybels3 or email me @kbutler81 at hotmail dot com. ENTERTAIN ME NOWWWWWWWW
