Today I am channeling Kelly Clarkson's "Low"
I feel left out in the cold, low, have had a friend that’s let me down, so….and when the truth came out I was the last to know. That is all.
there's this girl
littleorphanammo: on this here tumblr place. I hate her with a passion usually reserved for people like…Ashton Kutcher. I want her head to explode and a million tiny bubbles to come out of the hole. Will all you gracious and kind people join with me in wishing for this thing? The head explosion and the bubbles? Excellent. Thank you. No it’s not Julia Allison. I kind of like her blog. ...
Yes. I am making a valient attempt to have a story I’ve written published. Attempt being the key word here
Has anyone on here ever had anything they’ve written published If so I would like to chat…please email me at Kbutler81@hotmail.com THANKS BYE ?
Tumblr just suggested I follow someone by the name of Anul Sluts. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I sort of feel like Tumblr should have higher expectations for me….. I feel so alone and used now…
that’s just how i feel today….
HEART you Kbels.
(via tlicious) Right back atcha sweetie!
It's been a downpour almost every day this month.
joshuawoulf: I don’t like driving off the ISLAND that I live on in this weather. I keep expecting Godzilla or the Cloverfield monster or Jaws or some crazy shit to pop up out of the water on the bridge connecting the island to mainland Tampa and I crash into the water or some crazy thing. I usually don’t leave the island after dark either. Do you get the glorious flooding we get on the other...
There is most definatey some blistering where I lit my foot on fire. I’m sure you were all very concerned….Carry on.
Shit I Hate #17
blissed: Facebook notifying you when someone comments on someone else’s shit that you happened to like/comment earlier. There should be an option to turn that off, to just get them for your own things. It makes me not want to acknowledge anyone else’s updates, lest I be bombarded with notifications for shit that comes from people I don’t know/care about. You can def turn them off if you go...
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one...– via textsfromlastnight
I may or may not have lit my foot on fire tonight…….take that as you see fit.
you guyz there are SO MANY PICTURES
unicornfandance: like in GENERAL and also that combine cats and beer. WAIT. HOLD. I have to go get my helmet so my brainz don’t explode from all the LOLZROFLMAOZ I’m going to be doing with Cats+Beer= TLA
I'm over 93.4% of my life. The rest of it is...
If you could see the size of the damn pimple hanging from my chin right now you would think I’m some sort of space alien with an extra limb growing from her chin, that will fly out whenever taunted. Holding a gun. It legit looks like I have a hidden arm compartment that is armed with a loaded gun on my chin. Terminator style. But in reality I’m going through yet another pubescent phase...
angelini197: what so ever
angelini197: once so ever....how does that go?
Kellybels 3: are you ok over there?
Kellybels 3: i guess i understand it sort of but none of it makes any sense at all
angelini197: haha oh yeah? how does that make sense?
Kellybels 3: nothing makes sense this is the matrix
angelini197: we are a mess today
Notes from the homefront....
“Yea, I’m pretty sure your sister is high….. She just came home and she won’t stop talking in a Swedish accent”. -My mother
the following options need to exist within the...
unicornfandance: 1. “THATS RACIST!” (or FACIST! or SEXIST! or EXPLOITATIVE!) 2. You aren’t as funny as you think you are 3. Welcome to the party….better late than never 4. i hate you and i only follow you to fuel my rage fire 5. get fucked.
She was both wise and stupid in the way that when life got hard she didn’t...
I make mistakes. That’s what I do. I speak without thinking, I act...– Sex & The City
Just heard John Tesh "rapping" on the radio. Am...
If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that...– holliesquotes
Back Story: Benjamin hasn't been feeling well so...
Ben: Everythings ok babe...
Me: Oh Jesus take the wheel. Bring home booze, it's a celebration bitches
Ben: Lol ok babe I will call you when I leave, have to talk to the Doc some more
Me: Ok but I wasn't kidding about the booze
Me: Or Jesus taking the wheel...
Ben: Ok yea because I was so nervous
Me: Me too I was so scared, like I don't even have a life insurance policy on you
Ben: Um, yea, and I'm going to be fine so...
Me: Yea because I could easily get 10 grand for you
QUE: super sappy The Notebook type music....END SCENE.
Kellybels 3: lady gaga isnt cute
Kellybels 3: i think thats why she's so pushy with her bubble outfits and running around with like one shoe on and stuff
angelini197: no and her songs are gross
Kellybels 3: yea shes dumb
Kellybels 3: katie perry is edgy and cute
Kellybels 3: i like her better
angelini197: yeah she is way better
Kellybels 3: awesome morning really serious and deep conversation
angelini197: ok well lets be real lady gaga sings about wanting to take a ride on a disco stick? seriously? and katy just gets it
Kellybels 3: gaga is that fucking chick from 6th grade that everyone beat up and now she's like im going to be edgy and weird and stuff and write songs about being bisexual but NOT say im bisexual
Kellybels 3: and katys like listen mother fuckers I kissed a girl and I liked it
angelini197: god we are deep
Today I noticed a man in a BMW clearly showing off his Beem’s technology by repeatedly making is convertable retract, and so on and so forth. So watching this thing go up and down, I got nervous, thinking his car was trying to eat him, so I inch next to him and say “Everything ok, Sir?” And he just laughs and says yes, and as I’m driving off I think to myself, self, if they...
It sounds as if something sinister is running through my walls, and so help me God if it’s mice and they don’t make me a wedding dress out of old curtains and a carraige out of a pumpkin we are going to have some serious issues.
Has there every been an episode of “Cheaters” where they follow the cheating party in question around for weeks, diagnosing every trip to Fridays (“Fridays? She at Friday’s with him? Yo that’s OUR spot”, tear, drool, tear, fight everyone in sight), and then they get to the big reveal and she’s all “Yo, Bookie, this ain’t no trick, this my...
Phrase I don't understand: "The more I see the...
What kind of fucking idiot are you if you’re out seeing a bunch of stuff, and getting dumber? Where the fuck are you when this happening? I just want to know so I NEVER go there, there’s nothing worse than trying to vacation and coming back with 38% less brain mass.