August 2009
“The Irish have always been stereotyped as drunks that fight…and sometimes...”
– The Black Donnelly’s
Getting shitfaced 2 nights in a row
Not so good for motivation whatsoever.
File under: Lessons from my rap career →
Helping the homeless one beer at a time....
Last night Boonjamin (I’ve taken to calling him that, not sure why), celebrated our two year anniversary together. I know, I know, I’ve made it so far and you’re all really proud. I’m proud as well but let’s stay on track asshole.
We decided that one pitcher of beer wasn’t enough (never is), so we headed to another bar for 75 more beers. Of course it starts...
I leave, I come back, and now 90% of you have sharks and kittens over your faces. Lord please don’t let this be left over hullicinations from the weekend….
My Tumblarity is at a 9 right now. This is also very reflective of my maturity level.
Anyway just stopping in to confirm I’m alive, yet again. Sorry I hate you all so much latley but I’m very important (lazy). I just moved little brother into college, spent 9 hours in the car with my sister (The Princess), my Mother (Cried the whole time), Step Father (hates all of us), Fiance (hates...
MICKEY MOUSE=TOMORROW
You better not rain, clouds, or I will attatch balloons to my extremeties and come up there and punch you in the cloud face.
Oh look more thoughts!
Just an observation, really. After you take a sip of slimfast and sneeze, that shit tastes sooooo weird! Kind of like the white power ranger fruit snack after taste, or, like, fuzz.
So weird.
I’m done carry on.
In case you were concerned, I am in fact very much...
I have’t been blogging much because work has been super busy and my computers at home are both on the fritz (I am blaming this on Ben, clearly), so there hasn’t been much time to tell you all about my love for RPatz or Nick Carter, or to gush over cute animals and lolcats. Also, I do most of my “creative” blogging when drinking, and I’ve been cuttin back on the ole...
Is Twitter alive yet?
I need to make an account for my boss man.
(720): have you ever been in a public bathroom and...
Thanks, Textsfromlastnight, now I’ve just laughed myself into an asthma attack.
The 10 mysteries of human behaviour that science...
lickystickypickyme:
1 - Blushing: Charles Darwin struggled to explain why evolution made us turn red when we lie, which alerts others. However, some think it may help diffuse confrontation or foster intimacy by revealing weakness.
2 - Laughter: mood-improving endorphins are released when we laugh, which seems an obvious reason to do it but a 10-year study muddied the waters when it...
Koala That Survived Australian Fires Dies in... →
vindicatedcommunications:
Sam the koala, who gained worldwide fame and sympathy when she was rescued during Australia’s devastating wildfires this year, was euthanized Thursday after a veterinarian found the cysts that threatened her life were inoperable.
This just ruined my day and made me cry. I’m getting my lady friend soon don’t you judge me.
I just managed to eat my breakfast and then my...
Let’s be serious, fuckers, I wasn’t cut out for this dieting shit.
I'm trolling blogs again and posting really snarky...
Read: I’ve been drinking.
My bitches always have my back.
janieblue84 answered your question: Todays poll……
Ms. New Booty…although I’m sure that wouldn’t go over well
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cornymags06 answered your question: Todays poll……
best friend by queen or forvever by john stamos (not the orignal by the beach boys) mainly i want to marry john stamos…
Todays poll......
If you could walk down the aisle to any song what would it be?
You guys, I have a strange feeling that Lindsay...
(via willmccloud)
I’ve been saying this for months. She needs to be on the Britney Spears glazed over eyes, do whatever daddy says, puppet of the world diet.
HEY! These are my feelings and opinions! Let me state them as FUCKING FACTS! Like I am writing the laws of the universe via my tumblr! Let me tell you the right ways to do things/eat/feel/watch/listen to because CLEARLY I am an expert on all things anything because I sit here TWENTY FOUR FUCKING HOURS A DAY and state these truths that I hold to be self evident and if you don’t I will fucking...
My brother made one of those “How well do you know me?” quizzes on facebook. Either I need to call home more or my brother is a filthy liar.
I just found a game on my office floor called...
Hey all, do me a solid and vote for my buddy... →
I'm kind of like that Merideth Brooks song...you...
Basically what I am trying to say is, I’m a bitch. Not like a super bitch, or a raggedy c*nt or anything, I’m just your plain old bonefide bitch. Nothing wrong with that, right? No, I didn’t think so. Actually to be quite honest with you I don’t think I’m bitchy per se, I think that I don’t really care what I say or who I say it to (so long as it is the truth),...
