January 2010
OH! Some guy that works at the country bar always...
shirlyn-deactivated20100903 asked: http://shirlyn.tumblr.com/post/181406759/super-mario-bros-theme
I'm helping, right?
I'm helping, right?
Super Mario Brothers theme song stuck in my brain...
Do do do dododo do do do do do do dododododododododod do do do
Psychic Hotline this is Kelly speaking
So do you guys ever like KNOW when your phone is about to go off with either a ring or a text? I swear I always check my phone (which I should probably add I am the WORST cell phone person ever, it’s usually around my general area but I’m never in the habit of checking it and sometimes don’t even know it’s exact location, hence why if you call or text me I usually miss it....
Why is everyone like always almost dying on...
Dudes, chose another job I mean for REAL. Every week I’m all, Pacey go back to hockey, the Ducks need you. This is ridiculous.
I just realized I haven't heard from Ben in like,...
Has he smartened up and ran away? I wouldn’t be surprised….
wellthatsjustgreat answered your question: Why in the name of Google
Perhaps they aren’t eyelashes. Perhaps they are centipedes biting down on your eyelids and you never looked close enough. Sleep tight.
Why must you hate me, so?
Kbels,
gingerspice:
My answer to your question would make any normal person assume I’m drunk.
Nope. As sober as can be.
I just say dumb shit.
twinz 4 lyf
Why in the name of Google
do my eyelashes hurt sometimes to the point where I want to rip them off of my face?
You guys
Gasparilla is this weekend and when I tell you I am excited, I FUCKING MEAN IT. Do you know what Gasparilla is? Click on the link it is most helpful.
Anyway this year is the first year I get to celebrate it living RIGHT off of Bayshore but not only that, Thinnerthoughts will be joining me and my sidekick Jo, and Rocky will be in town and so won’t lots of other friends. I’m so jammed...
“I like “doing” lunch, because it makes me feel like I fucked a sandwich.”
– Chuck, on the topic of nutrition (via chuckhistory)
I am nervous for this weekend
thinnerthoughts:
Because it’s Gasparilla in Tampa which means Kbels and I will be together.
Which means booze.
Which means food.
Which means Jesus take the wheel.
(and take this food from my hands
coz i can’t do this on my own
oh I’m letting go
so give me one more chance
to save me from this beer in my hands…
oh Jesus take the wheel (aka food and booze))
All of this sounds fun I...
I have a really hard time telling people I love...
(via gingerspice)
I used to as well. And also with the term “best friend”, until I realized how many people I do love more than I can stand, and how many people really are my best friends, and although these are “sacred” words, they are special, just like the people I use them on.
Life’s to short boo, spread as much love as you can!
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Also? When are we bringing airbrushed overalls...
I just sneezed like 12 times in a row, and...
(via gingerspice)
You squeak when you sneeze too don’t you my lost twinnie.
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Some privileged child on a Power Wheels just rammed into my car tire. BRB going to swap insurance info.
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Socks brings up a good point
I do not like shiny foreheads that’s why I, Kbels, always use Bare Minerals Makeup. A couple of swoops to the 5head and I’m ready to go for a long day on the set, or for bashing around drunkinly with my sidekick Jo. Try it today and see why so many are making the switch from shiny brow, to matte, WOW.
Please pass the bottle….someone.
SHINY STUFF
My Mother is on her way
With my Stepfather and sister in tow. All to have a sleepover party at my house tonight. AND meet Ben’s father. I’m stating these facts so when I start acting incoherent it’s because I started drinking at 3:30.
Just to be clear.
jesus. why ya'll all hatin in the iPad??
bowlingalleylawyer:
don’t like it, don’t buy it.
but um, it was just introduced and we’re devoting post after post to slamming it??
and samesies for those fawning over it too… but still. why play like you hate something you’ve never laid eyes on in person? silly pants.
Because there’s nothing else to bitch about today, clearly. I for one, would like one because it’s shiny. And...
I'm so creature of the abyss with this face mask...
Does anyone have a solution for puffy, post too...
I look like a fucking puffer fish.
Must you blow your nose while having a telephone...
Damn bitch your snots be all loud and shit.
Hello my loves!
How has everyone been?
“Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least...”
– CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show (via inothernews)
It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Put your party pants on and go out and make some poor decisions bitches!!!!!!!!!
Someone just called and told me that he wants the...
Did this mother fucker just put a hex on my vagina? Crack is fucking WHACK you guys.
Focus TT, focus.
But if you want wine and cheese you know the good shit always be at my house, ggurrrrlllll.