So do you guys ever like KNOW when your phone is about to go off with either a ring or a text? I swear I always check my phone (which I should probably add I am the WORST cell phone person ever, it’s usually around my general area but I’m never in the habit of checking it and sometimes don’t even know it’s exact location, hence why if you call or text me I usually miss it. Meh). ANYWAYZ, so when I DO check it it always rings/texts/does something the second I put my hand on it. AM I PSYCHIC? AM I CHIP COFFEY?
Scarier then, has my cell phone imprinted a chip into my soul that knows when I’m around and thus allows the outside world to contact me because I’m finally paying attention to it?
Gasparilla is this weekend and when I tell you I am excited, I FUCKING MEAN IT. Do you know what Gasparilla is? Click on the link it is most helpful.
Anyway this year is the first year I get to celebrate it living RIGHT off of Bayshore but not only that, Thinnerthoughts will be joining me and my sidekick Jo, and Rocky will be in town and so won’t lots of other friends. I’m so jammed up I could fist pump if I actually knew what that MEANT.
I used to as well. And also with the term “best friend”, until I realized how many people I do love more than I can stand, and how many people really are my best friends, and although these are “sacred” words, they are special, just like the people I use them on.
Life’s to short boo, spread as much love as you can!
I do not like shiny foreheads that’s why I, Kbels, always use Bare Minerals Makeup. A couple of swoops to the 5head and I’m ready to go for a long day on the set, or for bashing around drunkinly with my sidekick Jo. Try it today and see why so many are making the switch from shiny brow, to matte, WOW.
With my Stepfather and sister in tow. All to have a sleepover party at my house tonight. AND meet Ben’s father. I’m stating these facts so when I start acting incoherent it’s because I started drinking at 3:30.
“Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality. It doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.”—CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show (via inothernews)