December 2011
There is a Jersey Shore Marathon on right now
And it is not the same with out my bitches either being pre drunk, drunk, or super hungover with me.  I miss you ladies :( 
Dec 31st
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Going to get a new licence today. Hopefully they...
Dec 30th
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sasstacular replied to your photo: LOES WHY YOU SO FUNNY ALL OF THE TIMEZ  FUNNY LOOKING BAHAHAHAHAH omg i am so fucking sad I don’t get to see you this weekend. Seriously. :( HATE EVERYTHANG I mean not you, but the stuff that keeps you away :( 
Dec 30th
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clarityunfiltered: bowlingalley-lawyer: mikes-nosenses: I don’t care if it’s hipster, this is beautiful. What are you doing New Year’s Eve? How cute is this? HATE ON ME, but Joseph Gorden Whatshisface is the supreme man of my life. Step aside, Loes, there’s a new sheriff in town.  LOLWUT
Dec 30th
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I feel like I've been away from this for like,...
TELL ME ALL OF THE THINGS.  What’s new?  Who ya datin? Where you at? Wassup? What’d ya have for dinner? What’s new?
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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30 hurts.
It could have been all of the beer. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Currently: Holding a funeral for my Twenties.
You were the best. I will miss you. Rest in peace. 
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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I made a bunch of fudge and then ate some after it...
HOLIDAYZ FOR DAYZ 
Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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sequinsandsideeye: str8nochaser: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Bayybaaaaaay!!!!!!! One of my top 5 favorite Cosby show moments ever. THE. BEST.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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How's your 100% humidity for tomorrow???
My hair is already weeping…..
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Today we looked at some evidence for a certain...
For the obvious reasons I can’t go into detail but seriously people PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK DO NOT DRIVE LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE STAY WITH IN THE SPEED LIMIT DON’T BREAK PEOPLES HEARTS EVEN THE ONES WHO HAVE NEVER,EVER MET YOU BUT STILL CAN’T STOP CRYING FOR YOU. 
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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I get unnecessarily ragey toward couple who refer...
Same for “Mami” and “Papi”.  Or “Papa” and “Momma” and, of course, “hubby” and “wifey” when they’re still dating.  Because I have nothing better to do with my time than complain about peoples pet names for each other. I’m that kind of person. 
Dec 11th
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Also, Loes and I are olds
He picked me up from work on Friday since the douche has Fridays off. We were supposed to go to the movies but ended up just going down the street from my office to Gaspars (crime scene 1 of the 3rd Tampa Tumblr meet up). We crashed some high school teachers holiday party and drank mad beers while watching them sing kareoke. I honestly hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time. These people...
Dec 11th
Well I certainly have a serious case of the...
Frantically trying to recycle outfits for week 2, covered in face mask, trying to cook dinner, paint my nails and get my damn shit togetha. 
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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I’m not crying for no reason YOU’RE crying for no reason. 
Dec 10th
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Loes is trying to explain bongs to me and keeps calling them crack pipes. Allegedly he learned today (in state mandated drug class) that they come in different shapes, “like dolphins!”.  It has become clear to me, while I did have my prior suspicions, Loes was never invited to any parties in high school.  Good thing I brought some cool to this union. 
Dec 9th
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Is it going to get easier to get out of bed at the...
Dec 8th
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Reason Number 892734 why I need an Iphone
No internet at work unless I’m researching a case.  Also? Lets talk about my wonky eyeball due to lack of sleep. But today the gals on my team invited me to lunch! Honestly, starting a new job after 4 years working at the same place/10 months of not working, I felt like I was starting at a new high school. So, it felt nice to have people be nice. Especially lady people. Because bitches be...
Dec 7th
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3ofsw0rds asked: omg congrats on the job! where is you working!? what are you going to be doing? i'm so excited! xoxo
Dec 6th
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Why did my old bosses assistant just come out of...
and ask if I found a new job, she misses me, loves me, and she hopes I like it?  I can see RIGHT through that sister. You miss me? You love me? Ok….where have you been for 10 months when I was ripping my hair out of my head and crying. Your facebook has been deactivated since January yet the day I get a new job you all of the sudden reappear…hmmm….Gee, I wonder who could have...
Dec 6th
Company Perks
In no particular order healthy snacks, juice, and water.  catered lunch once a month (this fell on my first day!) full use of gym, showers, hair products (FANCY KIND) personal trainers on site yoga on Mondays massages once a week car washing dry cleaning coffee. all of it. with delicious creamer choices. heard there was a BOMB christmas bonus. i probably won’t be receiving. but...
Dec 6th
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I survived.
Is it time for bed? 
Dec 5th
GOOD MORNING
I AM GOING TO THROW UP ON MYSELF  THIS IS SO EARLY  EFFIN REAL WORLD I AM SO NERVOUS THIS COFFEE SUCKS DO I HAVE TO GO? 
Dec 5th
Stalkers
What does it mean when people are “subscribing” to my posts on facebook, and I’m not friends with them?  It means they’re planning to skin me and wear me as a dress, right? 
Dec 4th