My Dad’s home, still the drama llama shows up. Everything will be fine, I hope! Butler for lyf! <3
UM EXCUSE ME DID I JUST SEE JONATHAN JACKSON ON GENERAL HOSPITAL?!?!WILL I NEED TO START WATCHING THIS AGAIN? I know, I know, get a job blah blah blah stop obsessing over boys on tv bla blah but NO.
Hey people from my old job stop friend requesting me on facie. I have no business to ever speak to you tool bags ever again, leave me alone! Welcome to kbels has her crabby pants on day 4. I woke up feeling hung over but didn’t drink (the fuck?), im really behind on 90210, if I don’t get a job soon I’m going to have to turn to a life of crime I feel and I got some bad news...
beaucoupcats replied to your post: My new obsession with Bryan Greenberg is out of… bret harrison Let’s discuss how much I love you and how you pegged my type SO quick. Stalking shall commence immediately.
My new obsession with Bryan Greenberg is out of hand and he hasn’t been in enough shit for me to further obsess over. Who to stalk now, you guys?
mentalflossr: In 1977, Bill Cosby earned his doctorate in education from UMass. His dissertation was titled, An Integration of the Visual Media via “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” Into the Elementary School Curriculum as a Teaching Aid and Vehicle to Achieve Increased Learning. Me and the Cosb have the same alma mater and, yea, I’ve done nothing good but sneeze on my poodle and cry a...
lakebandit replied to your post: Welp, I just got Mommy-hacked on facebook. I’ll… I SAW THAT!!!! I wanted to say something to you but I didn’t know y’all relationship. That was intense. Ugh, I know. We were like coworkers when she first got pregnant/married to this total creep that used to hit on our mutual friends all of the time. I’m glad I bit my tongue. I’m in one of those...
This cleaning break is officially over. Between whatever on facie and then my idiot dog biting my boob whilst a little cuddle time I would really rather go dust my books page by page. Then I will make myself an adult bevvy.
Welp, I just got Mommy-hacked on facebook. I’ll leave my passive aggressive response here. UM IM PRETTY SURE MESSES ARE JUST MESSES REGARDLESS IF YOU HAVE 3 KIDS OR JUST A POODLE IT ALL IS STILL. FUCKING. MESSY. arrrgghhhhh
It’s so hard explaining to people that even if it IS 90 degrees in the guest house I absolutely MUST sleep with the blanket wrapped around my head in case the ghosts want to whisper in my ear. I really learned a lot about myself this weekend. Can’t wait to share all epiphanies.
HOME SWEET HOME
what IS that smell?
Just one more thing before I sneeze and lose this connection all together. If Loes doesn’t stop EFFING SNORING I’m going to be a widow soon.
I think Monday morning we’re all going to need to sit down and discuss this trip to Daytona. It will be then I show you the picture of Lilly’s soaked sorry ass after she fell into the pool then we’ll have a good chat about what it’s like to not have a strong wifi connection but have VERY over productive tear ducts. I love you all. Merry evening.
awesome-everyday: mrskbels: Pam if we ever start a band together (in which you’re the rockstar and I’m your drunken back up dancer) it’s going to be called “CREEPTACULAR DECADE”. This sounds like such a great plan. Where are the venture capatilists when you need ‘em? I have entire marketing strategy & image ready RIGHT NOW. It involves Jem & the Holograms wigs. Our brains are so...
Pam if we ever start a band together (in which you’re the rockstar and I’m your drunken back up dancer) it’s going to be called “CREEPTACULAR DECADE”.
I used to think the song “Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Car” was actually, “Get Out Of My Jeep And Into My Car” and it confused the absolute hell out of me. ANYWAY, sitting here remembering that the song seems a little creepy. Like get into my car little girl I have cooookkiieessss. And then I’m like I’d probably get into someones car for cookies. Especially...
awesome-everyday asked: Go get you some wine, gurl! I'm workin on a foster's over here!
So far I’ve managed to pack five different things- none of which match. MAYBE THE WORLD IS BLIND OR JUST A LITTLE UNKIND OH NO
I am the suck when it comes to packing. I literally can’t find anything I want to bring and now I’m having a hissy fit and throwing things about like I’m some sort of stage queen. Just get me out of here send in the clowns would you?
lakebandit: It’s cool, Florida is having our own meet up at then end of next month! Tampa! yeah buddy HOLLER! uh, we should figure out where first huh?
just sitting here watching fraggle rock now. nothing will ever get done. ever.
sasstacular replied to your post: I need to pack and I’m just fucking around on… pack for what Visiting Ben’s dad for the weekend on the east coat. blerg.
I need to pack and I’m just fucking around on Twitter. This can be filed under reasons why my husband consistently rolls his eyes at me.
awesome-everyday replied to your post: Just realized I was out of Ramen noodles and LEGIT… Shit, gurl. I have a really terrible story about my microwave breaking last night that’ll make your ramen story sound awesome. I WANT TO HEAR THIS! ashesweallfalldown replied to your post: Just realized I was out of Ramen noodles and LEGIT… aw honey, what’s your address. We’ve got crates of...
Heh, my friends brother was just on CNN talking about Whitey. Apparently he’s moved to LA. Odd, James, don’t you have three kids with my cousin Erin? I know she didn’t move you tool. You were an extra in the straight to VHS move “Southie” you’re not a fucking actor. Go home and take care of your shit. IDIOT.
Just realized I was out of Ramen noodles and LEGIT started crying. This is my sad, sad life now. I’m not good at this poor stuff.
OMFG PRINCESS KATE OMFG WEDDING KATE AND WILLS OMG...
hugparty: That’s almost as romantic as the time I became a nanny for a young billionaire widower with two precocious children who hated me at first, but after their father’s evil gold digging fiance stranded the children and I in Belgium so we would miss the wedding the children learned to love me and their father saw I was the right girl for him. Oh wait, that was the plot of “Au Pair”. I...
I mean I wouldn’t HATE if someone brought me a cheeseburger and fountain soda right now. In fact, I would probably do dishonest things for either of those.
Hi this new obsession with Hanson is new
um holy shit huge…..im sure my grandparents know but theyre sleeping wish we could chat it up
I’ve washed up, put on clean underwear, I MAY put on make up but I am certainly wearing these sweatpants to the Deck tonight. And my dirty hair softball girl up do. BECAUSE I CAN OK??!?!?!
Things I would really like to say
Friend: Hey! What’s new how’s it going? Me: OHHH you know just lost my job and the majority of my friends that I’ve made in Florida and now I spend my days blogging about my poodle in my underwear eating ramen noodles and crying at random. What I really say: Fine! You?
Sometimes Lilly will be hanging out in the living room staring at the door in case potential Mommy nappers or any of the 7 dogs that live here try to break in. Anyway so sometimes she’ll hear me sneeze or laughing maniacally at myself and remembers I exist. So she’ll run in, jump on the bed ,break into my personal space and then nestles her head in my neck before running back off. Kind...