I’d love to be sleeping but I’m acting like a kid on Christmas Eve because I am SO damn excited to see my bitches this weekend and I’m absolutely DREADING cleaning ALL OF THE THINGS tomorrow in preparation and also that diet coke at 9 wasn’t the wisest of all of my choices.
But then again when have I ever made a wise choice?
If you plan on staying/crashing here this weekend (THIS WEEKEND OMG ITS ALMOST HERE) we have SOME blankets and pillows but extras would always be welcome in case we don’t have enough!
Also, we still haven’t gotten our package from Tumblr yet (hopefully it gets here on time) but fear not! Michelle said she has a sticker machine so we should be able to identify one another (even though we all pretty much know one another).
I feel like I should bust out my Christmas Tree and put everyone under it like little internet presents. Don’t worry, I probably won’t.
Loes took the day off of work so we’ve been picking up/cleaning/getting life in order in preparation for the arrival of my bitches this weekend. This past weekend was absolutely EPIC (Hi, Matthew Morrison, Joey Macintyre standing next to our car, just, standing there, Backstreet Boys, New Kids, Boys II men, then fam pictures and hanging with our pals) but I have a feeling this upcoming one will top any and all weekends ever.
We’re making home made pizza and I’ll be giving myself a mani/pedi/ face mask later. Dayum, funemployment, I am going to miss you SO when it’s time for us to go our separate ways.
I just woke up from my third nap today. Not saying this wasn’t one of the best weekends I’ve had in a long time, but this is just further proof that I’m too old to be doing anything on the weekends other than brunches, yard sales, and farmers markets.
WHUT. You're going to the NKOTBSB show in Orlando? SO JEALOUS. I saw the sign on the arena and seriously considered it. Sing along and dance in the aisle like a 10 year-old at her first concert for me!
Yessss I am! I’ve actually been a fan girl since I was a wee kbels, Joe Mac briefly attended my high school and my Mom actually dated one of the Walbergh boys so our families are still kind of close (we grew up a town apart). I went to the Tampa and Orlando show last year and have been waiting since NOVEMBER for this one. I don’t care what this says about my life choices there is legit nothing better than screaming with a bunch of gals your age and acting like a tween again.
And side note: I really like when I “thumbs down” a song on Pandora and they’re like Oh God sorry! We’re changing that now and we won’t ever play that song on here again! I like to sit back and be like, yea, you bet your ASS you won’t.
"I went to a foam party and a costume party, but like, I didn’t dress up or anything, unless I mean I went as a hooker or something. Anyway, look at this picture of Kyla throwing up! Do you like my blue toenails? She gained the freshman fifteen and we haven’t even STARTED school yet. Who am I kidding? More like 40. Look at this boy he is SO cute! God, I hope I don’t turn into a drunk in college".-Little Sister
Listen you guys, I hate to tell you this, but my siblings are my favorite people on the planet (I can hear hearts breaking all over the place). They are the most comical, full of life, sarcastic, snarky people I have ever met. The three of us in the same room is a pants wetting laugh yourself into an asthma attack situation and it’s just…amazing.
We’re all going to be all sorts of all over Florida now (Pensicola, Tampa, Gainesville), and I know that we’re not going to see each other now as much as we always used to because we’re like adults and stuff and this makes me sad.
I can’t apply for your stupid job because I have “no experience ” and I have no experience because all of the stupid jobs require said experience. Also, 7.25 an hour for something I’ve been doing for over ten years is an amazing reason for me to write a strong worded email to you repeating the word “insulting” over and over.
Hey how fun is PMSing Kelly? Talk about a tidal wave of emotions WATCH OUT NOW. Up next: Giggling about puppies!