September 2011
Hanging on
My family has been calling me all day, no one could figure out why my grandfather was hanging on by a frayed thread. He’s only got a few more breaths in him but every one felt like he was waiting for something, or someone.
My aunt made the connection and figured out he was waiting to talk to someone. To say goodbye. Everyone has been at the hospital. Everyone has made their peace.
Except...
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish...
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Anyone have any good free kindle recommendations?
File Under: Things I miss the most
Going to shows. REALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY good fucking shows.
FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS
I’ve always been super emotional. When I first met my biff Ash we bonded over two things. We both love cheeseburgers and we both have over productive tear ducts. When I saw the Lion King for the first and ONLY time, I cried for four days straight, dragged my mattress to the foot of my fathers bed, and wouldn’t let him out of my sight. Listen, I really thought I was going to grow out of...
Explains a lot, I think. Could be the beer,...
When my doorbell rang many, many moons ago I opened it to find Mother Nature standing on my porch offering me the first of MANY lovely gifts I should receive from her once a month (except for that weird two month span my junior year of high school in which I had myself convinced I was the next carrier of the messiah). I was slightly prepared, well who am I kidding, I was ill prepared considering...
charmingortedious asked: FUNEMPLOYMENT?! ME TOO!!! Redheads unite!
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I feel like every time the seasons change (which, they really don’t here, but it I can still feel some change in the air) I have this urge to reinvent myself. Last time fall rolled around in full swing I was a newlywed. That wasn’t enough. I had to chop off some bangs and die my hair almost brown and then I was like, ok, I dig this. I feel different, I feel new.
I guess a lot of it is...
OH MY GOD
Where is the angry German man yelling at me coming from? There’s no open link with video playing anywhere! I’m so afraid!
Things I've Come To Know in ALMOST 30 Years
A thought collection by Kbels
You can be kind to everyone, but the kind of people you are kind to are what matters most
If you don’t have an open mind, don’t bother to open your mouth
Sometimes it takes someone to say “Let’s go grab some beers and nachos” to make you realize who and what is important. And it’s pretty much just beer and nachos and someone who...
Jusssssst sitting around looking at my brother’s fraternity videos on youtube (Yes, I google you, get over it). Would, I don’t know, like to be out on the town in something other than rolled up jean shorts and a hoodie, possibly in make up, possibly socializing.
I left the house today though! Right? Steps? Yes?
The funeral home didn’t call yet though. Is it possible that...
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Important 90's Related Issues
Where the hell is Natalie Imbruglia?
What exactly WON’T Meatloaf do for love?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Do we think Coolio is still spending most his life living in a gangsters paradise?
Whoomp. There it is? Yup. There it is!
Chandler: Drugs or post drugs? Discuss
Still pretty upset my hair doesn’t look like Mariah’s circa One Sweet Day
Lots of silk night wear in...
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becomingbrina replied to your post: It’s really, really creeping me out that some…
WUT? are you applying for the front desk at a brothel again? i thought we discussed this.
It’s like, at what point do I just take whatever I can get. Those girls need guidance. I could be the one. You know?
It’s really, really creeping me out that some people ask for head shots for amin jobs. Like, you’re a weirdo this pretty face does not equal hard work.
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I just applied for a job at a funeral home. Hopefully it’s not a dead lead.
BUD UM CHA!
wellthatsjustgreat replied to your post: I’m awake. I’m bored. Baby Jesus give me SOMETHING to do.
Your mom’s always available to do.
Couldn’t resist, could you?
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Why is it that every time I see Michael J. Fox I...
I have one really deep regret about being unemployed. And it’s not the lack of funds or real, adult ,activity, but that I did not start watching Soap Operas the second I got fired. Like I was let go at 10 am. That was plenty of time to freak out, day drink, and catch Days at one. Now whenever my Mom calls me on her lunch she’s all, “Girl what are you doing?” And it’s...
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Watchsasstacular:
A gift. For those of you awake.
I think it’s shows how deeply emotional I am that I can just let out every single one of my feelings via a Brit Brit sing along.
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Loes is reenacting scenes from a Zumba infomercial in my living room.
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The drama llama just showed up. Lawd help meh.
Crowd Sourcing
Re: Those of you who have taught English abroad
What program did you go through and how did you find out about it?
Giving Up
I’ve been searching for a place to watch a certain documentary online for free (NERD) for THREE days and I think it’s time I give up, go buy some seasonal beer, and do some fucking WERK up in this house before biff gets here tomorrow.
Team Southie's Light The Night Fundraising Page →
I’m not sure if you guys remember, but we lost my Uncle Tommy to a long, frustrating battle with Leukemia earlier this year. Every year my family does this huge walk called Light The Night. Last year they walked with him and this year they walk in memory of him. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to attend, so I thought I would do my part and spreading the word and possibly helping their...
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Can I be someones personal internet assistant? Like, can someone pay me to read internet for them all day and then give them a small summarized report? Can this be my job? Will you hire me? I can do other stuff too. I can crack bad jokes and give unsolicited reviews of movies, beers, and food. Yes? Sound good?
If you were to say….oh I don’t know….want to watch a movie that isn’t on Netflix or Hulu where would you go to watch if for free on the interwebs?
HANGOVERS
Anita: I can't believe you got that drunk last night off so little. Did you ever figure out why you were climbing under the table?
Me: No. But thanks for being my drunk dial
Anita: Right. Well right now we need to discuss you watching all those Eminem videos last night
Me: I don't even like him. Was I like pumping myself up for a fight?
Anita: I don't even know. Your drunk alter ego is a secret Eminem fan.
Me: I don't even understand myself. I'm wearing the cone of shame Call me in an hour to make sure I haven't eaten myself to death please.
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“He’s too hot. He probably collects toe nails in a bag or has a ton of small children in this basement”. -I’m a supportive friend!
blackoutqueen replied to your post: BITCH I LOVE YOU
Can we be pen pals? I’m really awesome at sending mail once every 8 months
YES
