HELLO WORLD I HAVE MISSED YOU. GRAB A BEER. WELCOME TO THE UPDATE

• Work is EXCELLENT, except, I have no time for anything aside from sleep, sometimes feeding myself, and gossiping with my coworkers
• I….I haven’t been drinking? 
• That’s a lie. I haven’t been drinking on WEEKNIGHTS. I made you nervous, didn’t I? I’m sorry. 
• Lilly is still alive! And comes with more adorable outfits than ever before!
• We’ve consolidated our debt so we can buy a house! That sound you heard was me vomiting at the thought of adult stuff. 
• But…the lap top is semi broken so I’m shoved next to the wall typing this….it only works plugged in :( 
• Wait, why am I an adult? 
• Almost my bed time….
• Why did I cry when I read the Hunger Games in THREE DAYS? 
• Because I’m an asshole, clearly. 
• Have people died? Was there some sort of sporting event Madonna was involved in? She isn’t a linebacker? I don’t get it. 
• Out of touch with the world doesn’t even begin to cover it. 
• WHAT IS NEW WITH YOU PEOPLE?
• Damn Gina!
• Ok I should go to bed, I have a big day of lots of stuff tomorrow. 
• Which by lots of stuff I mean a 9.5 hour work day and then happy hour/karaoke with my broads because there’s nothing like ending a 50 hour work week with me screeching Love Is A Battlefield amplified….. 
• And then I plan to watch Vampire Diaries all weekend and obsess over chiseled abdominal muscles. 
•  DO YOU MISS ME?!?!
• I missed YOU!

And this whole thing just made me feel more sad and pathetic than I did twenty minutes ago. I wish I had something awesome to report, but alas, I’m still that same ole’ G.

Hit me up, playa.

Ugh. I hate myself, you know?