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I haven’t been here in a while but I wanted to show you...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:59:47 -0400

I haven’t been here in a while but I wanted to show you guys this awesome tiny person I made. Xo

I just made a Monday cocktail because fuck bitches get money, etc, and so forth. I’m...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:35:20 -0400

I just made a Monday cocktail because fuck bitches get money, etc, and so forth.

I’m kidding, I made a cocktail to celebrate the THIRTY days I have left until I’m sitting on NONIE’S couch, drinking a cocktail, and saying fuck bitches get money (and by that I mean watching Jeopardy with my grandmother while she feeds me everything because I’m fat yet look “svelt”)

CAN’T WAIT YA’LL!

I’m making these guys for a graduation party (that...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 11:28:23 -0400

I’m making these guys for a graduation party (that apparently I will have to snorkel to care of the monsoon rolling through). I’m swapping out crushed up heath instead of chocolate chips for half of them because I love gluttony.

I’ve put on giant hot pink sweatpants, sprayed Febreeze on my person as if it were body spray,...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:49:07 -0400

I’ve put on giant hot pink sweatpants, sprayed Febreeze on my person as if it were body spray, threw the humidity wretched mess I call hair on top of my head, and I’m throwing back a glass of wine waiting for my friends to get here.

And I just realized taking one cold, hard look at myself in my giant purple slippers and tank that you can see my floral brassier through, that if I was fucking single, I would date me. Hell, you would too.

WERK.

"You know what’s sad about reading books? It’s that you fall in love with the characters. They grow..."

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:44:18 -0400

“You know what’s sad about reading books? It’s that you fall in love with the characters. They grow on you. And as you read, you start to feel what they feel - all of them - you become them. And when you’re done, you’re never the same. Sure you’re still you, you look the same, talk in the same manner, but something in you has changed. Something in the way you think, the way you choose, sometimes, even the things you say may differ. But it all comes down to the state you go to after a nice novel. The after-feeling. It’s amazing, but somehow, you feel left alone by that world you were once in. It’s overwhelming. But it makes you sad. Cause for once you were this, this otherworldly being in… Neverwhere, and then you suddenly have to say goodbye after a few weeks from when you read the last page. When you’ve recovered from that state it’s just… quite sad.”

- Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

(via thatsnightlockdumbshit)

“My inner goddess just peed her pants. She needs depends”- My mother has been reading 50...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:18:06 -0400

“My inner goddess just peed her pants. She needs depends”- My mother has been reading 50 Shades of Grey

Trying to plan a trip home for one weekend and realizing you’ve really put one hell of a dent...

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 21:43:10 -0400

Trying to plan a trip home for one weekend and realizing you’ve really put one hell of a dent in your savings being unemployed for almost a year…..opposite of priceless. Very, very pricey. If you will.

I had three bites of cold leftover pizza, two pieces of cheese, and a handful of Doritos for dinner. With a glass of wine.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:47:33 -0400

I’m an adult. Motherfuckers.

I sort of feel like I need something awesome to happen....

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:04:32 -0400

And I need it to happen soon.

GPOYAYPW We’ve got some free time so we’re spending...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 19:13:46 -0400

GPOYAYPW

We’ve got some free time so we’re spending it stalking you guys. DAYUM you’ve all been up to some pretty amazing stuff.

We’re boring. Our most exciting news is I hit the SIX month mark working at the law firm, Loes is doing incredibly well doing…whatever the hell it is he does, and Lilly went to her first sleep over party with three other dogs and didn’t even call me in the middle of the night to pick her up!

Also, we’ve got ourselves out of debt (see ya, student loans). And we’re thinking about buying a house. This adult stuff is for the birds, so I’ve made myself a cocktail while I listen to the best of Thomas Newman and scroll through some internet.

I'm going to sleep

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:00:00 -0400

But I am missing you people so hard right now. Let us use what our forefathers used to communicate.

Email.

I can be found at Kelly.Loeser@gmail.com and I want a hello and update on ALL of you.

The end.

What's been going on? What's been going on:

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:03:53 -0500

HELLO WORLD I HAVE MISSED YOU. GRAB A BEER. WELCOME TO THE UPDATE

Work is EXCELLENT, except, I have no time for anything aside from sleep, sometimes feeding myself, and gossiping with my coworkers
I….I haven’t been drinking?
That’s a lie. I haven’t been drinking on WEEKNIGHTS. I made you nervous, didn’t I? I’m sorry.
Lilly is still alive! And comes with more adorable outfits than ever before!
We’ve consolidated our debt so we can buy a house! That sound you heard was me vomiting at the thought of adult stuff.
But…the lap top is semi broken so I’m shoved next to the wall typing this….it only works plugged in :(
Wait, why am I an adult?
Almost my bed time….
Why did I cry when I read the Hunger Games in THREE DAYS?
Because I’m an asshole, clearly.
Have people died? Was there some sort of sporting event Madonna was involved in? She isn’t a linebacker? I don’t get it.
Out of touch with the world doesn’t even begin to cover it.
WHAT IS NEW WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Damn Gina!
Ok I should go to bed, I have a big day of lots of stuff tomorrow.
Which by lots of stuff I mean a 9.5 hour work day and then happy hour/karaoke with my broads because there’s nothing like ending a 50 hour work week with me screeching Love Is A Battlefield amplified…..
And then I plan to watch Vampire Diaries all weekend and obsess over chiseled abdominal muscles.
DO YOU MISS ME?!?!
I missed YOU!

And this whole thing just made me feel more sad and pathetic than I did twenty minutes ago. I wish I had something awesome to report, but alas, I’m still that same ole’ G.

Hit me up, playa.

Ugh. I hate myself, you know?

It seems as though I made it back just in the nick of time,...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:51:08 -0500

It seems as though I made it back just in the nick of time, bitches.

Is thing on??

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:42:05 -0500

Ahem.

WHATS GOING ON INTERNEEEEEEEEEEET????!!!??

Dear Tampa Friends

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 11:42:18 -0500

Or any other friends, really. We’re having a Gasparilla Party so if you want to come and say wassup or just have some pirate brews with us gimme a shout out and I’ll give you my address and we’ll do this damn thing, ok?

UGH YOU GUYS! Sorry about the effin spam. Why do I always get fucking hacked what’s up with...

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 11:26:56 -0500

UGH YOU GUYS!

Sorry about the effin spam. Why do I always get fucking hacked what’s up with that shit?

There is a Jersey Shore Marathon on right now

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 10:40:34 -0500

And it is not the same with out my bitches either being pre drunk, drunk, or super hungover with me.

I miss you ladies :(

Going to get a new licence today. Hopefully they let me retake my picture. Because I look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in the last one.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:42:41 -0500

sasstacular replied to your photo: LOES WHY YOU SO FUNNY ALL OF THE TIMEZ FUNNY LOOKING BAHAHAHAHAH...

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:39:41 -0500

sasstacular replied to your photo: LOES WHY YOU SO FUNNY ALL OF THE TIMEZ

FUNNY LOOKING BAHAHAHAHAH omg i am so fucking sad I don’t get to see you this weekend. Seriously. :(

HATE EVERYTHANG

I mean not you, but the stuff that keeps you away :(

LOES WHY YOU SO FUNNY ALL OF THE TIMEZ

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:35:58 -0500

LOES WHY YOU SO FUNNY ALL OF THE TIMEZ